CS Christmas Joke

I can't help it. This is priceless. Almost makes me wish I celebrated just so that I could build a tree and heap.

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Peter said…

Quote from a co-worker:

Not only is that terrible in general, but you just KNOW Billy's going to open the root present first, and then everyone will have to wait while the heap is rebuilt.

December 17, 2010 at 9:57 AM

Bruce Krulwich said…

I gotta say, this even beats the Knuth joke a few weeks ago....

December 19, 2010 at 3:13 AM

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